THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

FUCK YES.

well this got me all hot and bothered.

I love Tumblr.

madionponce:

yes yes please

the-asphalt-jungle:

Sunset Blvd. (1950) Gloria Swanson

I want to be able to say this.

mothernaturenetwork:

This is a color-enhanced image of the moon captured by the Galileo spacecraft. It shows the different changes in color on the northern hemisphere of the moon according to its mineral composition. According to NASA, “Bright pinkish areas are highlands materials. Blue to orange shades indicate volcanic lava flows.”

Don’t miss these 10 amazing photos of the moon.

cosmo-logic:

Evolution Information

• Evolution 101: Understanding what evolution is.
• Observed instances of evolution by speciation.
• Evolution carried out by the hands of humans ourselves.
• List of transitional fossils (although the term “transitional” is a misconception; every living thing is technically “transitional”).
• Awesome video lecture by Richard Dawkins on “Designed” versus “Designoid” objects.
• List of Fossils from our Humanoid Ancestors
• Concise Irrefutable Evidence For Human Evolution (video)
• Top Ten Myths About Evolution
• Evolution Observed In a Lab
• The Evolution of the Complex Eye
• 29+ Evidences For Evolution

Bonus:

• Charles Darwin’s On The Origin Of Species
• How To Think About Evolution
• talkorigins.org (great resource for the evolution/creationism debate, some of the above links are from this site).

These are just droplets in a sea of information. Have fun.

etc.

Unconditionally.

(Source: bass-candy)